You say that one and one make two, But how am I supposed to love you When everything you say is untrue? And the rumors stick to me like glue, There ain’t no doubt about it
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up
Come on! Ow!
Now you tried to make a fool out of me, You know you’re barking up the wrong tree, But one day soon I’m going to be At your door saying “Open, Sesame”, Won’t have to shout it
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up
It’s horseshit!
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up It’s horseshit!
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up
Come on! Oh!
The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up The numbers don’t add up
Huh-huh
Reach into those fun bags
Horseshit! Ah Horseshit!
Come on Huh-huh
I’ll take you from riches to rags
Horseshit! Horseshit! It’s what I do Huh-huh
Reach into your fun bags tonight Horseshit! Horseshit! Huh-huh I’ll take you from riches to rags
Huh-huh
Now tell me truth Come on!
Huh-huh You’re my lady Huh-huh You know I like it, Yeah!
Huh-huh I got to – Aaah I got to – I got to – Horseshit! Come on Horseshit!
Ooh-ooh Huh-huh Yeah Aaah I got to – Huh-huh You know I like it