Daddy needs a car like your momma, And you don’t need that knife any more, You can write another letter to Obama, But you can’t play the youth card no more
The kids are evil, And they are talking to us In a language I don’t understand, The kids are evil, And now we’re covered in dust While I was staring at your Instagram
They use words of kindness to kill, They use each other to get their fill, And when they’re done doing what they’re gonna do to me and you, Then they’re gonna turn on each other, and hilarity will ensue
The kids are evil, And there’s more of them than us, I guess it’s war, The kids are evil, They’re taking over the bus, And they shut the front and back door
And it’s gonna take a lot more than talking to, You’re wasting your time If you think you’re getting through, There’s nothing more here anyone can do So just give them what they want And let them dig a hole to fall into
Yeah
Predisposed, predisposed to the naughtiest clothes, It’s the life that you chose, And so it goes, so it goes, There’s not enough tape here to tape their mouths shut, So take us back to the days When we could spank their little butts and kick them in the nuts
Ooh
The kids are evil, And they’re proud of it In a very sick and twisted way, The kids are evil, And they’re shouting it out To anyone who cares what they say