Hand me down my walkin' cane, Hand me down my hat, Hurry now and don't be late, Cause we ain't got time to chat, You and me, we're goin' out, To catch the latest sound, Guaranteed to blow your mind So high, you won't come down
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for The Rubberband (Rubberband Man) Man, You've never heard a sound, Like The Rubberband (Never heard a sound) Man, You're bound to lose control, When The Rubberband (And he likes to jam) starts to jam
Oh, Lord, this dude is oughta sight! Everything he does Seem to come out right
Once I went to hear him play At a club outside of town, I was so surprised, I was hypnotized, By the sound this cat's puttin' down, When I saw this short, fat guy Stretch a band between his toes, Hey, I laughed so hard, Cause the man got down, When he finally reached his goal
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for The Rubberband (Rubberband Man) Man, You've never heard a sound, Like The Rubberband (Rubberband Man) Man, You're bound to lose control, When The Rubberband starts to jam (And he likes to jam)
Rubberband, uh! Up on his toes, And then he wriggled it up All around his nose, Have you seen it?
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Guaranteed to blow your mind, Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo (Rubberband Man) Playin' all that music, yet keepin' time, Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo Where in the world did he learn that? Doo-doo Oh, Lord… (Doo-doo-doo) Lord, help him get away
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man, You've never heard a sound, Like The Rubberband (Rubberband Man) Man, You're bound just to lose control, When The Rubberband (He starts to jam) Man starts to jam, The band, oh hell, man…
‒ How much of this stuff do he think, we can stand? ‒ I don't know
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo So much rhythm, grace, and debonair from one man, (one man) Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo Lord, and then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe (yes, toes) Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo Towards his knee, got the feeling in his head, y'all Doo-doo Wow, (doo-doo-doo) oh……now
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man, You've never heard a sound, Like The Rubberband Man, (Man) You're bound to lose control, (to lose control, when the…) When The Rubberband (rubber man… Rubberband Man) starts to jam
Hey, y’all, (Rubberband Man, Rubberband Man) prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man, (Rubberband Man starts to jam) (You…..wings) (Rubberband Man starts to jam) You’ve never heard a sound, like The Rubberband Man, (Just do move, just do move) You’re bound to lose control, (Rubberband Man starts to jam) (Just do move, just do move it) When The Rubberband Man starts to jam, (Rubberband Man) Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man, (Rubberband Man) Get down, huh! Get down, Lord, huh!