I was on the inside looking out for you You were on the outside looking in We were a witchy coven of white women We knew a lot about a regional sin We were protected by the police crime wave Gangster computer with a bloodied touch There were so many of us Or not enough Or maybe much too much TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH! I met you on a Monday It was Friday night You were doin' alright cause it was Saturday night and we were night bitches, white witches We lived under the city We were doin' alright We ran around in circles casting spells all night Terrorizing kids and causing a fight I put a spell on you You put a spell on me Though we just couldn't spell love without consulting a white She said Some girls wished to think were teenage bitches Other girls wanna be lesbian witches But I'm wishy washy Or wishy wishy I just wish someone would watch me when I get too witchy now We were married by the priestess all night Lesbian lovers till the day we die We were hot girls But we had a query If which marries witch which witch am I But every fairy tale has to end some time honey The chief of police, he wanted too much money Pulled up his britches Like up a bunch of bitches Threw away the key cause he thought it was funny So that's the story of how we found each other Living as witches in a and L.A. cave We rock stars Baby, We were white women We were trouble, trouble, trouble We just couldn't behave Now were just dancin' for the boys in the coast guard Nobody knows we were once witches in love They treat us so bad Makes us so sad We just cry, cry like when doves cry like a dove But every now and then we get a reminder of The days when we could wrap ourselves in witchy, witchy love I go up on you You go down on me We go round, round, round And we strap on the dirty glove Go to the store and now get us something good to eat baby Microwave cheese sashimi Cause it takes blood sugar and lots of energy to shuffle your feet And go dancing with me tonight