When you burn another deuce, it’s no use, it’s no use, Why don’t you cut another scene to the floor? Don’t need no excuse, man, to call another truce, What makes you think I wannna watch you anymore?
You’ve got a lot of gall, That electric ball Is weird and so is the lady
I wish this wasn’t all, I’m afraid I gotta call This thing a travesty
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When you’re looking on the screen, What does it mean, what does it mean? If you don’t buy another ticket to the show
Keep the clean sheet clean, As we all start turning green, I see that everybody here has got to go
Nothing is what it seems, All the Hollywood dreams, They seem quite strange to me
Budget laser beams, Hardly anybody screams, How did this ever come to be?
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This won’t win any awards, This shit was made for TV, Cut loose your Hasidic landlord And move some mountains with me
Oh man, I don’t mean to sound like I’m complaining or anything, But this thing we just watched is a crime against humanity You know, I watch a movie for a little bit of escapism, release, you know… I’m not looking to have my entire world view challenged. I don’t like I’ve got to go on a killing spree, Just because I watched a movie… I don’t know what you gain when mediocrity reigns And stings you like a bee, I feel too much pain, I’ll never be the same again, Can’t you see what it’s doing to me?
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