Verse 1 (Shevy Chase): Feels like I’m 7’5 with a top hat Man you can’t top that I Rock rap no red ball cap Fuck up the game no holy matrimony Holy moly we dope as Smokey toking and smoking on a couch that cozy Stick my saber teeth into you rascally rabbits Oh dag nab it it’s another black Sabbath I am back at it I represent so follow Rapping Rocky Marciano Got haters throwing tomatoes (ta-ma-tas) or you could say tomatos (ta-ma-toes) I think I lost my marbles…cause Life’s bitch I’m playing hockey with her tonsils It’s easy to be cheesy when you Ronald McDonald But I’m so fucking fat I waddle around you Calvin Klein models Bridge: Go Samurai on the track bitch Bonsai Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die Bye bye Miss American pie Let me spread my wings and fly high
Hook (X2): Look at my back you can tell I’m not fronting What’s gonna stop me probably nothing Cause I’m a Rock star I’m a I’m a Rock star Fuck a bat bitch I’ll bite the head off of Dracula
Verse 2 (Papaw) I’m a wild heathen and I’m lucky I’m even breathing Drinking, smoking and fucking gonna catch up all of a sudden But suddenly I’m a rock star, so I gotta play the part Top shelf liquor no more fucking with the rot gut Gobbledygook, these haters are talking They’re not gonna stop me from rocking and popping off I’m Papaw Engulfed in the flames My Phoenix cremated whatever laid in my wake Up out of the ashes I will ascend to my place It’s Elephant Room and we fucking fanning the flame so remember the name Gonna get to live out our dreams cause we achieving our goals Cause everybody in my circle so insatiable
Verse 3 (Rittz) On the track I’m a Samurai Deadliest man alive Glamorize snorting white Girl on that Pamela If not it’s a Zany high but you ain’t a fan of mine Man if I catch you hating you’ll be pushing up daisies and dandelions Pussies showing their panty lines they can tell I’m the truth You need artist development your too delicate to Fuck with me lyrically Literally raisin hell in the booth I’ll have you yelling Bailing when the bomb shell gonna go boom It’s like I’m telling the Elephant Room So what the hell is a goon or a goblin to someone who’s been doomed since they fell out the womb I’m shooting like I was inside a saloon I’ll sever the head of a giant I’m biting the head of you Dracula rappers cause I am the deadliest dead or alive mother fucker…