Out in the hallway I said hello The dance is this friday, Do you wanna go? Probably not, she promptly replied. But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy.
Yeah I should've known I'd end up at home Watching my starwars box trilogy. But here is the truth, If she only knew That I've got a secret she'd never believe
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland. And she'll never know that We can take over the world With cyborg robot squirrels.
Down in the basement I wish she could see The monkeys I've altered, Genetically. And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. Its not quite completed But it's coming soon.
When I fall asleep All I do is dream Of candle lit dates in the laboratory. And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate On the assembly of my robot army
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland. And she'll never know that We can take over the world With cyborg robot squirrels.
I worked up the nerve To go to the dance there's no reason I couldn't give it a chance I walked through the door And what should I see But it was kelly starring back at me And she said
I've always wanted to be a mad professor With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl.
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland And now that I've found you We can take over the world With cyborg robot squirrels. With cyborg robot squirrels.