GIRL 1 Fifty Shades of Grey My new favorite book Every fantasy Right in front of me I can read it while I cook
Fifty Shades of Grey How can I refuse In my boring life As a plain housewife I can dream of being sexually abused
GIRL 2 Fifty Shades of Grey No way Every page I read Makes eyeballs bleed Someone please explain How this makes sense
Fifty Shades of Grey It's wrong This degrading fluff I have had enough! Mommy Porn at women's rights expense.
GIRL 1 + 2 This is so well written Who the fuck would write this Every word describes exactly how I want to feel within What a bad example for (every girl) Every girl should read this book I just hope that men don't get the wrong ideals from reading...
GUY Fifty Shade of Grey I pray that no one realizes That I am loving it. Every bit. Oh... Hope no one finds out I'm reading
Fifty Shades of Gray I know that I should be ashamed of this But I can't resist. My poor wrist! Oh... Hope no one finds out I'm reading