as a tot when i trotted in little velvet panties i was kissed by my brothers, my cousins, and my aunties sad to tell it was hell an inferno worse than Dante's so, my dear, i swore never, nevermore
on my list i insisted that kissing must be crossed out now i find i was blind and, oh baby, how i've lost out...
I could cry salty tears Where have I been all these years? Little wow, tell me now How long has this been going on?
There were chills up my spine And some thrills I can't define Listen, sweet I repeat How long has this been going on?
Oh, I feel that I could melt Into heaven I'm hurled I know how Columbus felt Finding another world
kiss me once, then once more what a dunce I was before what a dunce i was before what a break, for heaven's sake how long has this been going on?
(alternate verse)
'neath the stars at bazaars often I've had to caress men five or ten dollars then i'd collect from all those yes-men don't be sad i must add that they meant no more than chess-men
darling, can't you see? 'twas for charity? though these lips have made slips it was never really serious who'd have thought i'd be brought to a state that's so delirious?
what a kick what a buss boy, you click as no one does hear me, sweet i repeat how long has this been going on?
dear, when in your arms i creep that divine rendev-vous don't wake me if i'm asleep let me dream that it's true
kiss me twice then once more that makes thrice let's make it four what a break for heaven's sake how long has this been going on?