I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew And never wished for turkey As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque
Alas I missed the Beaux Arts Ball And what is twice as sad I've never been to a party Where they honored Noel Ca-ad
Social circles spin too fast for me My "hobohemia" is the place to be
I get too hungry for dinner at eight I like the theater, but never come late I never bother with people I hate That's why the lady is a tramp
I don't like crap games with barons and earls Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls That's why the lady is a tramp
I like the free, fresh wind in my hair Life without care I'm broke, it's oke Hate California, it's cold and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp
Girls get massages, they cry and they moan Tell Lizzie Arden to leave me alone I'm not so hot, but my shape is my own That's why the lady is a tramp
The food at the Gran is perfect, no doubt I couldn't tell you what the Ritz is about Drop a nickle and coffee comes out That's why the lady is a tramp
Like the sweet, fresh, rain in my face Diamonds and lace, no got, so what?! For Frank Sinatra, I whistle and stamp That's why the lady is a tramp
She's a hobo She's a scamp She's a no-good kinda tramp That's why the lady is a tramp