You, sir, you're untouchable And you, sir, you're unstoppable Outrageously ambiguous, knee-deep and ridiculous Let's save some face and fool ourselves
You, sir, you're indispensable And you, sir, you're indestructible "I is what I aint" they say, and you can't have it any other way Let's save some face and fool ourselves
Big yourself up, it's all the rage Hush your mouth, act your age I know it's good but I'm playing it down
You, sir, you're the things that I hate and the things that hate and you're so disposable And you, sir, you're so accessible 'Sir' is the narrator here, he's hissing battle plans in my ear: "Just save some face and fool yourself"