It's dark and you're alone The house begins to moan, The windows start to slam And the doors commence to jam All the sudden the lights go out There’s terror all about And you think you've gone insane When somebody calls your name Elvira Then you hear the sound of footsteps echoing down the hall When you open up the door there's no one there at all Was that just the wind or someone creeping up the stairs? You get so nervous that you nearly mess your underwear You never been so scared By the sound of something strange The rattle of bones and chains And you get misgivings livin' in a haunted house There's scratching at the door Feel a heartbeat through the floor It's a ghostly rhythm livin’ in a haunted house The plates and silverware Go flyin’ through the air Feel a hand around your neck and you become a nervous wreck You jump into your bed Pull the covers over your head You think it's just a dream until you hear somebody scream Your heart jumps up into your throat you're paralyzed with fear Then you hear a demon voice say "Get out of here" You start to run but there is no where left for you to hide You realize you're standing in the spot where someone died You’re terrified By the sound of something strange The rattle of bones and chains And you get misgivin's livin' in a haunted house There's scratching at the door Feel a heartbeat through the floor Yeah the ghosts rhythm livin' in a haunted house And the ghosts go
That sounds so good it's scary
Suddenly the phone rings
Hello, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Hello? Hello? Who is this? Oh, my god The lines been cut The phone, it's, it's dead!
By the sound of something strange The rattle of bones and chains And you get misgivin's livin' in a haunted house There's scratching at the door Feel a heartbeat through the floor And you’re just not wanted, it's a haunted house
Know what I'm saying? Yeah boy, this house is buggin' Okay, Okay, ew, Okay, who slimed my pillow? yuck and who ever wrote “You’re dead” in blood on the bathroom mirror I want it cleaned up before I get up in the morning. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey let's not get fresh here, okay Oh hey, come on, stop, stop, That tickles