Elvira - Life is like a music hall | Текст песни

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many years ago when i was so small
i slipped in to a music hall
how was i to know curiosity
would cost me my virginity
in a single night i learned all the facts
'bout the birds and bees
and tit for tat
ooh
i remember 7 turkish acrobats
who taught me an unnatural act
i was asked to play with the entire band
i had them all
right in my hand
the pianist confessed to me
there was a horse in his family tree
a contortionist seemed to get his kicks
forcing little me into the chinese splits
girlfriend the trained dogs were quite a treat
they thought moi was a bitch in heat grrr
hit it
i was gagged and bound by a psycho clown
i'm not even married but i've been tied down
everywhere the jugglers were letting go
and they taught me how to juggle all their balls
and how to expose my derriere
show my legs and bamb
kick them in the air
if i ever stop
thinking to recall
life is like a music hall!

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