Well I've never been to Spain But I kind of like the music Say the ladies are insane there And they sure know how to use it The don't abuse it Never gonna loose it I can't refuse it
Well, I've never been to England But I kind of like the Beatles So I headed for Las Vegas Only made it out to Lido's Can you feel it Must be weary Oh so good... oh feel so good
Well I've never been to heaven But I've been in Oklahoma Well, they tell me I was born there But I really don't remember In Oklahoma or Arizona What does it matter What does it matter