(words & music by Hoyt Axton) Well I've never been to Spain But I kinda like the music Say the ladies are insane there And they sure know how to use it They don't abuse it Never gonna loose it I can't refuse it
Well, I've never been to England But I kind of like the Beatles So I headed for Las Vegas Only made it out to Needles I got to feel it Must be near Oh feel so good... oh feel so good
Well I've never been to heaven But I've been to Oklahoma Well, they tell me I was born there But I really don't remember In Oklahoma or Arizona What does it matter What does it matter