Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party Look who's back, Stay Away Joe Chock taw, chick a Shaw, gonna drink me hearty Welcome back, Stay Away Joe
Stay Away Joe they call me Stay Away Joe oh yeah! But if you need me call me Hoop and a holler and I'll be there Ho!
Who keeps turnin' up like a bad penny Take one guess, Stay Away Joe Always findin' trouble a-plenty Oh my yes, I reckon you know
Stay Away Joe they call me Stay Away Joe oh yeah! But if you need me call me Hoop and a holler and I'll be there Ho! Ho!
When two lips are right for the pickin' Who crops up I love them and leave them screamin' 'n kickin' Giddy up look at him look at him go
Stay Away Joe they call me Stay Away Joe oh yeah! But if you need me call me Hoop and a holler and I'll be there Ho! Hey!