When you meet your maker, I’m your undertaker Waiting, ready for the time, when you “pop your clogs” and die I will check for injuries, clean you up as people please But I beg that when you’re dead, it’ll be of gruesome cause
When you meet your maker, I’m your undertaker I’ll accept what fate decides, be of service when you die Here’s a coffin just for you, perfect for their last “adieus” It’s just all so wonderful, you will love it oh so much
It’s the most sacred time, for when you die, you must look divine So let me help to make you look fantastic Dress you up, caked in makeup, beautiful, looking divine!
Endless fun, oh endless fun, yeah, my job is so much fun You’re with me and there you will be, waiting oh so patiently Don’t be scared or worried at all, Really, it’s no trouble at all Feel free to ask me any questions that you please!
When you meet your maker, I’m your undertaker Knowing all there is to know, sharing stuff in trade of jokes I can change your destiny, it’s simple as 1, 2 , 3 With this bright pink bookmark, not a single thing could go wrong
So stay and drink some tea And if you’d like some fresh cookies I’ll tell you all that you desire of me But it ain't free, because you see, laughter you must give to me!
Endless fun, oh endless fun, yeah, my job is so much fun My schedule is booked today, many corpses come my way! I have no desire for cash, just don’t bother, take it back All I wish, that death’s sweet kiss will take your life and happiness!
“Now than my beloved audience I have a wonderful thing to show you! Today is the unveiling of a beautiful handcrafted coffin The high-class wood is Mahogany, imported from Wales And the bedding was kindly provided by Yorkshire with warranty! When you die you’ll be surrounded by white lillies A gentle embrace to send you straight off to the afterlife Ehehehehehe!”
It’s the most sacred time, for when you die, you must look divine So let me help to make you look fantastic Dress you up, caked in makeup, beautiful, looking divine!
Endless fun, oh endless fun, God, my job is so much fun You’re with me and there you will be, waiting oh so patiently Don’t be scared or worried at all, Really, it’s no trouble at all Feel free to ask me any questions that you please! All I wish, that death’s sweet kiss will take your life and happiness!