I was a humble student, and essays were my trade, Inside a giant tree with all the bugs is where I stayed. Every day a parable, a lesson to learn from About the vaguest subjects, oh, my work was never done!
Every scrap of knowledge was concepted on the fly The context would be infinite but still I would scrape by! How I would apply this stuff I simply never knew But that's the kind of thing that every student must go through!
But Disney sold us princesses to little girls in awe, So I exploded, then I died, and now I am a god!
So now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands! I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands! And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne! I got a pretty hat and now I'm ruling the unknown!
I guess since I'm a princess and a brand new deity I should perform some miracles or place some minds at ease But I never had a plan for this, much to my dismay, So I'll just tell my subjects that it all will be okay!
I don't know what the masses want, I haven't got a clue I'm really quite reclusive if I frankly must be true But in order to push plastic, seems there is no other way I just hope my undying fans won't find themselves betrayed!
So now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands! I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands! And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne! I got a pretty hat and now I'm ruling the unknown!
So all the rules of goddessing are different than I've thought I've got to talk to others and they make me leave my spot I've got a list of problems and it stretches twenty miles But when I travel down the street they make me wave and smile
For what it's worth this princess thing is not all that I dreamed It seems like pushing all this tripe is just a crooked scheme But they gave me godly powers whether not I was composed Well I'm just hoping we'll find that we aren't completely hosed!
So now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands! I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands! And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne! I got a pretty hat and now I'm ruling the unknown!
I guess I must admit I wasn't really quite prepared And things have not exactly gone to quite as I've declared In times to come I guess that maybe will they will look ahead And not drop godly powers on ungodly ponies' heads!
Yet I must confess that there is one last thing to write Because I've learned a lesson and I think it's very bright If something seems successful just be thankful for what's there And don't cause everyone to scream and pull out all their hair!
'Cause now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands! I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands! And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne! I got a pretty hat and now I'm ruling the unknown!