All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… haha I'll meet you down there
Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, I’d just laugh at him That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I’m living in a house with a f@#king elevator
Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me, Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa a f@#king daisy That’s an honour who even she knows dada’s f@#king crazy F@#king animal, cookoo, bananas, f@#king AP Maybe it’s because I never had a mother raise me F@#k around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it’s cause of the way that I was brought up But it’s all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn’t creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldn’t listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh!t you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it’d come to this I outta just be honest but
Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, I’d just laugh at him That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I’m living in a house with a f@#king elevator
Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain’t gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both fake it’s All these f@#king voices in my head I can’t take it Someone shut that f@#king baby up, ‘for I shake it You’re standing adjacent to Jason’s last slut, they’re facing Together makes ‘em, a f@#king bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some- body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him Homie, I’m the shizer, pass doctor dre some I can’t leave the game, I just can’t walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I can’t believe I leave for one brief second You p-ssy queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, I’d just laugh at him That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I’m living in a house with a f@#king elevator
Elevator in my house, I’ll smell ya later I blew the f@#k up, a hamster in a microwave Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate ‘em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed ‘em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now motherf@#ker, try now to sleep Lie down f@#k-up, try countin’ sheep And you’re tryna find out, why now there’s beef? Mase in your face b!tch, cry now p@ssy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my d!ck with Amy Winehouse’s teeth Then I shove ‘em in the elevator, take ‘em to the top Stand above em,just to cut the f@#king cable, let ‘em drop Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator, get a pop While I let ‘em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop
Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, I’d go right through t