[Intro] When I was just a little baby boy My momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older And I realized, she was the crazy one But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it Cause that's just the way she was
[Verse 1] They said I can't rap about being broke no more They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more Slut, you think I won't choke no whore Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more? These mothafuckas are thinking I'm playing Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You're goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin! Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all Dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts Bitch I'mma kill you
[Hook] You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a slut to me Bitch I'mma kill you, you ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef You better kill me, Imma be another rapper dead For popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said But when they kill me, I'm bringing the world with me Bitches too, you ain't nothing but a girl to me I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (guess why) Cause Shady will fucking kill you (ha ha) I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (why) Cause Shady will fucking kill you
[Verse 2] Bitch I'mma kill you Like a murder weapon, I'mma conceal you In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you Fuck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint, no Just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend, no, Eminem'll insult And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse To do it again then, if he does it again You'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the tenth (AAHHHHHH!) Bitch I'mma kill you, I ain't done, this ain't the chorus I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest A bloodstain is orange after you wash it 3 or 4 times In a tub.. but that's normal, ain't it Norman Serial killer hiding murder material In a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in or I'mma kill you
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[Verse 3] Know why I say these things Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks These 80 G's a week to say the same things tweece Twice, whatever, I hate these things Fuck shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink Fuck that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer From fat bitch to all 70,000 pounds of her From principal to the student body and counselor From in-school to before school to outta school I don't even believe in breathin', I'm leaving air in your lungs Just to hear