[Intro] Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first... Here we go now!
[Chorus] My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her! Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Verse 1] My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tired of hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-Woohoh But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium
Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plate She sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steak So everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach aches Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for? Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought Pee in a teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for Slut, you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon, and colour a fuckin' zebra
[Chorus] My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her! Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Verse 2] Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of painkillers now just wait til I crush the valium and put it in your potatoes you little motherfucker! I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face Without even tastin' it, you better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it, 'for I throw you in the basement again And I ain't giving in, you gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' 'til next thanks giving and if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again, then when i make spinach dip It'll be placed in the shit, you little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me in K-mart, and they witnessed it Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit And so what if he did, it's none of your dang business kid!
My Mom, there's no one else quite like My Mom I know I should let bygons be bygons But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on, cause
[Chorus] My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her! Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Bridge] My Mom love valium, now all I am is a party animal I am what I am, But I'm strong to the finish, with my valium spinach But my buzz only last about 2 minutes! But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my valium My vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm oooohhhhhh
[Verse 3] Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict, Naah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually, what has ended up happening A tragedy, a fuckin' pass ended up catching me, and it's Probably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't it Pharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautiful She killed the fuckin' dog, with the med