Under The Influence (alb. The Marshall Mathers LP 2000)
[Eminem]
Translation Son, you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
Two pills I pop 'til my pupils swell up like 2 pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass Little raps can't shoot thru his glass pants I'm like a monkey at night, fightin' with bright lightning Frightened with 5 little white Vicadin pills bitin' him I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital lost Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls I'll light a candle and place it up on the mantle Grab a knife with a blade, and stab you with the fuckin' handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' It's just too late, cuz what you hung from the drapes is curtains
[Swifty McBay] I'm an instigator, 380 slug penetrator Degrading, creating murders to kill haters Accused for every crime known thru the equator They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my gators My weed'll hit your chest like a double barrel gauge I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face Wit a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi, I do shit on purpose You never hear me say "forgive me" I'm snatchin' every penny It gotta be that way nigga, face it That weed I sold to you ?brigade pasted? You high and I make the president get a face lift Niggas just afraid, handin' me they bracelets Chillin' in the lab, wasted I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight
1 - [Eminem] Son, you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick Cuz I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
[Bizarre] I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire Slash your tires, find Dom, Finkel and Mya Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired Jackin' my dick off in the bed, a barb wire (Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch, can't you read the flyer? ? 'bout a guest, would be Richard Pryor (Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip (Damn!)
* DJ scratches*
I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin' It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my Pit Bull an abortion Some bitch asked for my autograph I called her a horse, spit beer in her face and laughed I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin' ass mom
[Caniver] Ay-yo, flashback, 2 feets Too deep up in that ass crack We ain't laced with somethin', nigga pass that And after that, we only hang out with hash rats Had to stop the violence loudly, I blast gats Be your momma publishin', get your ass capped The Caniver, divide up your cash stack Raid your mothafuckin' pockets, ass half I don't need a platinum chain bitch, I snatch Shaq's Born loser, half thief and half black Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at Bitch smacked, a rich rapper get a Jag jack And found chopped up in a trash bag
[Dirty Harry] Stranglin' rappers to the point they can't yell Cuz they true as ? fags, sweeter than bake sales Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace Gruesome, and causin' more violence than 9 hoodlums I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you Get executed, cuz I'm a looney I got a yuck mouth and it's polluted I cock it