[Em] Yo!... Slim Shady!... [R5] Yo... Royce 5-9!... [Em] ...Y'all wanna make a movie?... [R5] What.. [Em] We gotta film it right here! ... ( http://alllyr.ru/text18738.html )
[Royce] What? Yeah, I'm one of them pretty rappers Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya King of Detroit -- who they namin' the city after? (what?) Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard **** Into your heart with; content, -- yo, who wanna start with?
Experts, Bad and Evil is comin' soon MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb This **** is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin' (what?) Leavin' all of you cats ******' kittens
I gotta diss you, my **** be *****' pistols Shot and split you, **** splittin the profits with you (what?) Six percent, of y'all **** is just pretend Clicks with ****, **** **** stink with **** (what?)
**** act bully, and blast for the fast penny My auto is fully, plenty of **** packin' semi Speak darts; yo, you get paid? Rhymin' about it is the sweet part You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five Nine, a street **** with deep feelin' (what?) I keep illin', my steez willin' to keep killin' (what?) **** rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts Trust that -- you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust! -- and then we all black when you get bust back at **** that, you get blast at, you get laughed at And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns **** is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? -- Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?) Split y'all; holla, \"It's on!\"; Then I diss y'all All of y'all **** get pissed on claimin' you pissed off
[Eminem and Royce] Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it
[Eminem] The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin' Any man plannin' to battle will get snatched out of his clothes So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin'! I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail... Bill Clinton! ... Hit this! ... And you better inhale... Cause any MC that chooses to go against me Is gettin' takin' advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!) Came home in a frenzy, pushin' a ten speed Screamin' to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!) With three spokes stickin' out of my pant leg **** a headache, give me a migraine Damnit', I like pain (AHH!) And you should be anywhere that I might gain
You rap knowin' you wack You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps Then I'm throwin you back up 'em If they don't like the track -- **** 'em The rap struck 'em harder, then gettin' hit by a Mack truck And then backed up on And any half-assed known rapper to trespass Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up, man!) I'm sicker than a Tupac' dedication to Biggie I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree To stampede your chest 'till you can't breathe And when I'm down to my last breath -- I'ma climb the Empire State Building And get to the last step And still laugh half-bent...
[Eminem and Royce] Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it