{Just pull the plug!} People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it (repeat all 2x) [Eminem] Hand me an .8 Beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world {I'm here} And shit on Brandy and Mase I'm more than ill Scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill {ahhh} Human horror film But with a lot funnier plot And people goin' feel me cuz I'ma still be the mad rapper whether I got money or not {yup} As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot I'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht But I would like an award For the best rapper to get one mic in The Source And a wardrobe I can afford Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford And you wonder what the fuck I need more Vicadin for Everybody's pissin' me off; even a No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways flippin' me off No shit I'm a grave danger to my health Why else would I kill you and jump in a grave and bury myself {Just pull the plug!} People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it {Just let it go!} (repeat all 2X) [Eminem] I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters I'm meaner in action than Rosco beating James Tar Senior Across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {ouch ouch} I grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth With a fucked up childhood, that I used as an excuse And ain't shit changed, I kept the same mindstate since the third time that I failed 9th grade You probably think that I'm a negative person Don't be so sure of it I don't promote violence, I just encourage it {c'mon} I laugh at the sight of death As I fall down a cement flight of steps (ahhhh) And land inside a bed of spider webs So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again Shit, why not? Blow your brain out I'm blowing mine out Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now {Just let it go} People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it {Just pull the plug!} (repeat all 2X) [Eminem] My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches I'm not a Role Model, I don't wanna babysit kids I got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's business And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off Where the fuck were you when Gil was payin me to dishwash I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit got You may be gettin' a bigger attitude than maybe Kim's got And the shit's almost got the same fate that Grady's bitch got I know that Just the Two of Us would make you hate me this much And Just the Two of Us That ain't got shit to do with us and our personal life It's just words on a mic. So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig But the funny shit is that I still go with the bitch