Lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal Subliminal in your swimming pool
You're about to see peace destroyed, it'll never be restored When I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores Wanna stop it? You gon' need a priest, at least three swords A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three Ouija boards A squeegee and please be warned, don't ask what the squeegee's for Or the holy water, acid raps that'll eat these floors Eat a hole in a rhyme book, do you see these horns And as for me you ask when I'm gone, will he be mourned ..is puke luke warm Should Casey Anthony do porn? Can that chick fit a new born dead baby inside a frickin' shoebox With a shoehorn and smother it in chloroform so she can go get her groove on Can she duct tape and velcro a fetus Joell, Yela, tell Joe I need his Empty box from his old shell toed Adidas So I can put these babies in the fetal position, they're gettin elbows to the penis Yeah big deal I took some little kids big wheel and spit in his frickin big kids meal Quit tryna bite me and pinch you wench sit still Did you just put your six inch heel through my Benz windsheild?! Is it dust we bout to kick up? Can Yelawolf fit a fifth of rum in a big cup Between in stick shift in his friggin' pickup And drink like a hick redneck hillbilly will 'til he gets hiccups Flippin' the script up like Mike Vick Gettin' his junk bit by a Pit, yup I'm a sick pup I'd be a horrible magician, cause I'll fuck a trick up Fix your lips up to say somethin' fly, or zip up A B, lets C, you said you were gonna do X-Y-Z Till you fuck around and get dropped like an E When you add an I-N-G Don't put a K in front of that though, when I MC I'm not the king of the microphone booth, it's more like a phone booth Superman in this bitch, Kryptonite won't do It gives me more power, I bump the fat boys And eat rat poison, take meteor showers Fresh outta the mental hospital And me not flossin' a middle finger while I hop in a mosh pit'll Be like Nas doin' gospel or R&B, you crazy Me pushin' up daises, that thought is impossible As if flashin' across the news, Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute With a huge johnson, boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube And a bra, some boots, some panties, and a aqua blue Mazda Swallowin' a popsicle, playing tonsil pool So kill the rumors it ain’t happenin', I’mma rap till I’m fossil fuel