Cause some things just don't change, It's better when they stay the same Although the whole world Knows your name So on a bigger stage They came to see you spit your game, Ooooohhhhhhh. But it shouldn't be difficult To explain, Just why you came back again, You hate the fame, love the game, Cold as ice you remain, Fuck 'em all, tell 'em all eat shit, Here we go again...
So, goddamn... Is it that time again already? Haha, you don't look Too happy to see me, Fuck man, don't everybody Welcome me back at once? All right, fuck ya'll then...
You can get the dick, just call me The ball sack, I'm nuts, Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, Fall back you mutts, Fuck your worms, you never seen Such a sick puppy, Fuck it a sick duck, I want my duck sicked mummy, And my nuts licked, Gobble 'em up trick, yummy, Bitch you don't fucking think that I know that you suck dick dummy?? You get your butt kicked, Fuck all that love shit honey, Yeah I laugh when I call you a slut, It's FUNNY! Shorty dance while I Diss you to the beat, fuck the words, You don't listen to 'em anyway, Yeah struck a nerve, sucker? Motherfucker, might as well Let my lips pucker like Elton John Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker. This shit is on Cause you went and pissed me off, Now I'm sitting And pissing on everybody, Give a fuck if it's right or wrong, So buck the buddah, light a bong, But take a look at Mariah Next time I inspire You to write a song, c'mon...
[Chorus:] Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows When it snows and it's twenty be-low, Ask me why man I just don't know, Know-know-know, know-know-know, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows,
blo-blo-blows, blo-blo-blows, Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Fuck it, I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth, Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing, I'll set the world on fire, Piss on it, put it out, Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm Not fucking around, motherfucker I saw you pussyfooting, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt Til it makes her queef and sounds Like a fucking whoopee cushion, Who the fuck is you pushin?? You musta mistook me for some Sissy soft punk looking For some nookie or bosom, Go ahead fucking hater, push me, I told you, Ain't no fucking way to shush me, Call me a faggot Cause I hate a pussy, Man the fuck up sissy, G's up, All you gardeners freeze up, Put your hoes down! 'Shady ease up, man, chill!' Nah I can't goddamnit, Rap is a landfill, Drop the anvil, These are shoes that you can't fill, Shit, the day that happens The world'll stop spinning And Michael J. Fox'll Come to a stand still During an earthquake, Urine in your face cause you're fake, Ahhhh what the fuck, That hurt, wait!! Ahhhh what the fuck, I just got struck by lightning, Alright then, I quit, God I give up, Call it evil that men do, Lord forgive me for what my pen do... 'This is for your sins I cleanse you, You can repent but I warn you: If you continue, To hell I'll send you!' And just then the wind blew And I said...
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How long will I be this way? Shady until my dying day Til I hang up the mic and It's time for me to say so long, Til then I'll drop the fucking bombs Like I missed the pass When I went long, If you don't like it you can Kiss my ass in a lint thong, Now sing along, slut-this-slut-that, Learn the words to the song!! 'Oh bitches don't like that!' Homie I'll be nicer to women When the Aquaman drowns And the Human Torch