[Chorus Eminem] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills
[Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people And five I hit Ah shit I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch And stomped the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Like Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce (shooting) I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down We don't bullshit, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
[(Kon Artiss) & Kuniva] Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn (Hey Von You see me stepping on these leprechauns?) It gotta be acid cuz the ex is gone (Ya I took them all dog with some parmesan And I think my arm is gone) No, it's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of cum *choke* And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue (Scary ass it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on) Well stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new shit [Eminem] Ewwwwww! I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, (and green) Big pills (That's ill) Masculine
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[Hook Eminem] Dirty Dozen Eighty of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something Uhh I dunno
[Proof] Pop pills Pills I pop Pop two pills On stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was incredible I killed the Hulk I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Look for dope to smoke and op in dope packin my nose with coke *cough cough cough* Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Born by whore lady Now I gotta strangle it (You're crazy!)
[Swifty] I pop four e's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (Ey you got any shroom?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? I can't get job Because my arms show tracks Why the hell you niggers think I rap? I do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack Then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you And I don't give a damn if they white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the valiums Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just copped some and I'm going back soon
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[Bizarre] I'm at a rave Looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit Pussy popping, acid dropping, dope heavy guy Heroin masculine pencil legs wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre acting ill Drugs kill (Yeah, right) Bitch I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt Let bizzar nut
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[Hook] Dirty Dozen Eighty of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, so