[Eminem] It's shit like this I kick to these rich white kids Who just might see how fucked up this sick life is Whoops I did it again didn't I my shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is (oooh) I probably pissed you off again didn't I bitch (so what?) You and Christina Gaguilera kiss my grits {*smak*} You know how many shits I give? I wish I did So I can quit givin these twisted little kids ideas This just in, Britney just dissed Justin She just fucked Ben, got tit fucked and dick sucked him If Affleck can get his ass licked, how come I can't, shit? God damn bitch, I'm rich, I can't understand this Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet as close as I'm ever gonna get to hittin it from the back? And shit, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back than Everlast, when he's pluggin Lethal in his fuckin ass Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line to sniff, you fuckers know what time it is Fuck your jewelery my record's almost diamond, BEEOTCH!
[HOOK 2X: Eminem + Dr Dre] What's goin on in the world today People fightin, feudin, lootin, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (it ain't nuttin but music)
[Bizarre] Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do So fuck him, and the Backstreet Boys too Whatever happened to the cast of Different Strokes Gary's broke, Todd's snortin coke, and Dana overdosed (Awww) I got two little boys with me Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me (hee-heee!) I'm up early wit my hair curly Me and Mr. Furly, fuckin Laverne and Shirley!
[Kuniva] A lot of rappers are livin in la la land That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men As bad as a life I had, I'm not mad I don't need to be a jackass to beat up my dad My whole family's country, my grandmother's old fashioned And she keeps askin me why I rap wit a honky But grannie I'm a flunky I could be a junkie I could be hangin with the hoochies out at the club scene
[Kon Artis] So all the independent women in the house! [HOUSE!] Show us your tits and shut your motherfuckin mouth! [WHAT?!]
[Proof] Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie Whitney Houston, the shit's she's usin [SNIFF!] Jesse Jackson, reverend scandal Got George Michael's, Tevin Campbell's PeeWee Herman's, peep show places Public restrooms? Beat those cases
[HOOK]
[Swifty McVay] Huh, your mom and dad probably mad at us [for what] We done turned their kids into little body snatchers Aint like where I'm from, we don't bite our tongue Are you sure you want niggaz 21 to carry guns? It's sad but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme Where you work you ain't gettin paid for that overtime It's only music, media know it but they blind I aint in y'all light, so stay the hell up outta mine Y'all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dyin If you people get offended I don't care (stop cryin!) Tryin to get us to leave cause what we say just ain't clean (uh uh) But holdin back on what I say just ain't me
[Kon Artis] Now what's these parents so mad for? (Your music is bad for 'em!) For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers Carson drink beers, we all fart and piss and cuss out our bitch (SHUT UP!) Broke or rich, I still do the same old shit I don't jump in front of a camera and change no shit So when they ask me about my sarcasticness I just slap 'em, turn around and ask 'em this