I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous an shit, cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band, dude. And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show.
(Chorus)
Because,
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Eminem
So I get off stage right?
Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like,
'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.'
They're all like,
'Oh my God it's him!
Becky Oh my fucking God it's Eminem!
I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock
Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!'
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS
All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight It's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
Because these
(Chorus)
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!
Swifty
You just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha?
Hey man how come we dont rap on Protools?
And smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
Don't want my autograph you's a liar
No I'm Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva)
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, Its simple but
All I did, was read a Russel Simins book
So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
Kuniva & Kon Artis
K:Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit
KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics
K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Eminem:No, I had an interview
Not you dude
K:You gon be late for sound check
KA:Man, I ain't goin to sound check
K:But our mics are screwed up
KA:And his always sound best
You know what man? Ima say som'm
K:Aiyo Em!
Eminem:YOU GOT SOM'M TO SAY?
KA:Man, nothin
K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?
KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up
You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew
K:Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!)