[Eminem] I wasn't born mean I was pushed to treachery. I walked the streets looking for some puss to fetch me I like a veggie brain, turn to mush, I'm edgy Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie If he don't give me Kim things could get messy So pass that ass to me, let me squish the left cheek and pressed against the right one till it's smushed against me and leave a dead body in the woods the mc With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started off on the wrong foot Or should I say fake leg, made outta wood? I shouldn't, yes I should Riding through the hood, I'm chilling with Westwood I'm quite mellow, a white fellow My pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like hello To a cute little dike on the mic, I'm kinda like... Iron Mike cos i bite earlobes
[Mr.Porter]
See I'm the first one to class and the last to leave I mean the first one to leave out of class, believe That I'm a mailbox pimp in my heart til' I die Even after I'm all gone and my ashes fry Went from an ashy guy, class clown this high To a grown ass man Runyon ave's the click, D12's the gang We been spittin' this shit since we was little baby's Gaga Googoo nana, nanny doodoo? never Word to my homie Em, I'm just too too clever A 45 shot'll leave a ***** face lop-sided The kick from the barrell make you think I'm cock-eyeded When I bust it off in the crowd, you start diving Greg Louganis in over the bar, I ain't lyin' Hot I ain't equal, It's not defying a soldier Runyon Ave soldier equals death when it's over There's nothing colder than ---- than understranded struggle Fly the street muscle, We been had the hussle We been had the hussle, We been had the muscle Fly the street hussle, we been had the hussle
[Eminem] Me and Westwood blasting off Jacking off in a pair of Acid Wash, bumping Asher Roth Cruised and grassed it till I damn near crashed the car Tryna smash em off on the dash, hit the overpass, went off Over the bridge, into on coming traffic Caused a massive 42 car pile up, not a scratch at all Hocked up holding an axe and saw Jason mask is off but my face is plastered in Tabasco sauce Spitting flames, kicking fire out ya ass Ya little bastard, you can pass it on, I'm battery acid dog You don't wanna get my ass ticked off I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through Crack withdraw Dick's so big it's like estlastic I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic Crossed the path of plastic man, with a drastic force an...? Put my penis on Classic Sports