Dr. Dre: Y'all know me Still same ol' G But I've been low key Hated on by most these {niggas} with no cheese No deals and no keys No wheels and no G's No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis Mad at me cuz I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries Got a crib full of studio when it's all full of tracks To add to the wall full of plaques Hangin up in the office in the back of my house like trophies But y'all think I'ma let my dog freeze {Ho} please You better bow down on both knees Who you think taught you to smoke {trees}? Who you think brought you the oldies? Eazy-E's, Ice Cube's and D.O.C.'s and Snoop D.O. Double G's And the group that said {mother-Fuck} Tha Police Gave you a tape full of dope beats The bomb weed stroll through in your hood And when your album sales it wasn't doin to good Who's the doc that he told you to go see? Y'all better listen up closely All you {niggas} that said that I turned pop Or the firm flop Y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been gettin no sleep So {fuck} y'all All y'all If y'all don't like me, {blow} me Y'all gon' keep {fucking} around with me And turn me back to the old me
Chorus: (Eminem) Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say But nothing come out when they move their lips Just a buncha gibberish And {motherfuckers} act like they forgot about Dre (x2)
Eminem: So what do you say to somebody you hate? Or anyone tryna bring trouble in your way Wanna resolve things in a {bloodier} way? Just study your tape of N.W.A. One day I was walking by with a walkman on When I caught a guy giving me an awkward eye Till I {strangled} him off in the parking lot With his Karl Kani I don't give a {fuck} if it's dark or not I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge But I'm drunk as fuck Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
*music stops* Old Woman: Well, I know you! You are ruining my sleep and my ?? this is a shame. I say stop do that, it's embarrasing. You are messing up my...
Reporter: We are just in front of the house where a fire broke out and as you can see here... (My god, my god!) (She'll be allright) And this gentleman you seems to have upseeded all happen... Can you tell me your name sir? Eminem: Yeah, all I now is I'm upstairs,and i'm listenin to my Will Smith C.D. And I see all thse flames going everywhere. You no what I'm sayin. Hey, hold on a minute {bitch}! Yo... hold on a minute. Detroit what! Detroit what! Detroit baby! Reporter: ???, I'm Jane Yamamoto, back to the studio. *music starts*
Eminem: And when the cops came through me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house With a {can full of gas} and a {hand full of matches} And still no one found out (right here) So from here on out it's the Cronic 2 Starting today, and tomorrows the new But I'm still loco and nuts to choke you to {death} with a Charleston chew *chikichikichiki* Slim Shady Hotter than a set of twin babies In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up And the temp goes up to the mid 80's Callin men ladies Sorry doc but I've been crazy There's no way that you can save me It's okay, go with him Hailie
Chorus
Dr. Dre: If it was up to me, you {muh'fuckas} would stop comin up to me With you hands out lookin up to me like it was something free When my last CD was out you weren't bumpin me But now that I got this little company Everybody wanna come to me like it was some desease But you won't get a crumb from me Cuz I'm from the streets of ({Fucking} Compton) I told 'em all All them little gangsta's, who you think helped mold 'em all? Now you wanna run around, talk about {guns} like I ain't got none What, you think I sold 'em all? Cuz I stay well off Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dre fell off What, cuz I've been in the lab With a pen and a pad Tryna get this damn label off I ain't havin that This is the millenium of aftermath It ain't gon' be nothing after that So give me one more platinum plaque and {fuck} rap You can have it back So where's all the Madd Rapper's at? It's like a jungle in it's habitat But all you savage cats knew that I was {strapped} with {gats} When you were cuddled with a cabbage patch
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Dr Dre: Who's next?
Hittman: Comin in something this hit from Bronson Echolaborating with Dre from Compton Huh, I can't say you little something
Dre: Hittman 2000
Hittman: Hittman at your service I ??? tounge tell us, make you all nervous Y'all faking, I fall nine with my rhymes all purpose Y'all waiting, pumpin with Dre Y'all nervous, y'all hating Enticipating, my arise with Califronia survived all this Chance {shit} on any man rival this {Assholes} any one who would rival hit Y'all better find my {niggas}