I wasn't born mean I was pushed to I walked the streets looking for some puss to fetch me I like a veggie brain, turn to mush, I'm edgy Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie If he don't give me Kim things could get messy So pass that ass to me, let me squish the left cheek and pressed against the right one till it's smushed against me and leave a dead body in the woods the mc With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started off on the wrong foot Or should I say fake leg, made outta wood? I shouldn't, yes I should Riding through the hood, I'm chilling with Westwood I'm quite mellow, a white fellow My pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like hello To a cute little dike on the mic, I'm kinda like... Iron Mike cos i bite earlobes Me and Westwood blasting off Jacking off in a pair of Acid Wash, bumping Asher Roth Crusin Gratiot till i damn near crash the car Tryna smash a moth on the dash, hit the overpass-went off Over the bridge, into on coming traffic Caused a massive 42 car pile up, not a scratch at all Hocked up holding a axe and saw Jason mask is off but my face is plastered in Tabasco sauce Spitting flames, kicking fire out ya ass Ya little bastard, you can pass it on, I'm battery acid dog You don't wanna get my ass ticked off I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through crack withdraw Dick's so big it's like estlastic I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic Crossed the path of plastic man, with a drastic force and went spastic Put my penis on Classic Sports less