I wasn't born mean i was pushed to treachery I walk the streets lookin' for some puss to fetch me I'm like a veggie brain is turned to mush i'm edgy Edgy enough to give reggie bush a wedgie If he don't gimme kin things could get messy So pass that ass to me let me squish the left cheek And press against the right one till its smushed against me And leave a dead body in the woods to mc with the christopher reeves beef We started out on the wrong foot or should i say fake leg made out of wood I shouldn't yes i should Riding through the hood i'm chillin' with westwood I'm quite mellow a white fellow My pee is bright yellow i like jello i'm like hello To a cute little dyke on the mic i'm kinda like... Me and westwood blastin' off jackin' off In a pair of acid washed bumpin' asher roth Cruisin' grassy 'till i damn near crash the car Tryna smash 'em off in the dash hit the overpass went off Over the bridge into oncoming traffic Cause a massive forty two car pile-up not a scratch at all Hopped up holdin' a axe and saw Jason mask is off when my face is plastered in tobasco sauce Spittin' flames kickin' fire out ur ass you little - You can pass it on i'm battery acid dog You don't wanna get my ass ticked off I'm harder than playing basketball when i'm going through crack withdrawal Dick so big it's like elastic i tie it in a knot and it looks like mr. fantastic Crossed the path of plastic man with a drastic force...put my penis on classic sports