Roll down the window in the Chevy and I listen to the critics but they really wasn't saying shit Buddy, I'm a gutter motherfucker from an Alabama creek, you don't know who you're playin' with They talk so much that I bet one of these pebbles under me get laryngitis The wave is so contagious, so who gave it? Apparently I did Put fish in the back of my boat, I'm a fisherman, I'm a reel 'em in, mackerel I'm a give 'em ten minutes, then put 'em back in the water there, just to see 'em all float And kinda like mixtapes in the back of my trunk, buddy, yeah, I got 'em all sold In Alabama with an arm and hammer, swimmin' in propaganda, I got 'em all, whoa Promenade, country boy, get out of my way, gallon of sweet tea, a packet of lemonade Smackin' a faggot, I crack a bat on the pen and page, no homo, anyway Any stage, rip it any way, the independent way, look, have you seen his Js? Footwork, send 'em in a rage, feelin' like a millionaire on minimum wage Don't need a Mercedes to take your girl, my Chevy is sick, Earl I love to play with my mullet, while she sip syrup Hold up, Alabama funk make you lose your teeth like a Mountain Dew soda Some saltines wanna live in the box, but guess what, I'm the cracker who showed up And we could take it to Dakota, small towns, we can take it over Yeah, ten million rocks, bet it up, we can make it a boulder A shadow's hangin' over your shoulders, and we about to roll that over And when the bitch come flyin' down the hill, you better burn wheels like somebody told ya Keys, goin' to grab 'em, Shits Creek, don't leave the paddle Get a poncho for the rain of battles, go Tonto, go get the saddle 'Cause I been on my travels since Adam bit the apple Feelin' like I got the biggest dick in the world and I can't even fit a Magnum (Lemon!) My mama smokin' weed like a chim-I-ney, call her Ma Marley Like (Yeah mon!), yeah we got trees and a couple kegs if you wanna party Right (Here mon!), pop a trunk, Papa Doc, we know you don't give a fuck You don't (Fear none), hardest man alive
(Eminem)
Fuck an intro man, lets go.. I come around like what goes around What goes up must come down Anyone who comes up must go down Might as well go for the gusto now Better not let up better not let them breath Last shot give it all you got Try to turn me down bitch get fucked with the volume nob Fuck all you snobs Hoes I hope all you rott 2 bottles of lubriderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought And you wanna menage a trois you twats Fuck that I'd rather turn this club to a bar room brawl Get rowdy as Roesthlisberger in a bathroom stall Like a leaf stuck in a vacuum your only nuttin but a whole lot of suckin' goin' on in rap Yeah but I'm home Bad to the bone Back in the zone Let him alone You don't wanna go eggin' him on
It'll never be my chair that your on Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen Otherwise there's no heir to the throne When I die so does hip hop. Hitchcock better shit bitch ass got a zip locked in a bag You fags aint been able to fade me since Kid Rock had a high top Keep blogging while I'm mind boggling my zone like I'm in the twilight Dog get off my bone this is my mic dog I like hogging it
Flow so wet I'mma take this beat tobogganing I'm water logging it, I'm sogging it Pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it Suplex it on cement like I'm on some straight outta compton sh-t Take this dick and chump on it I'm so bad I'm can bitch slap a back handed compliment Jack ass eat a donkey dick The game I just about conquered it like Donkey Kong I'm bonkers bitch, I'm the king of this honkey shit I reign supreme in this honkey