[Narrative] Torture chambers, secret passageways, vats of acid, and deadly vaults
[Intro] Ohh... Ohh... I said, ohh... I said, ohh...
I said, man... Damn... Oh... Damn, it feels good to be back I'm having a relapse
[Verse I/I] How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges? He's already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem? Well to be honest, the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic They compel me to kill this elderly man and I get these panic attacks Pop a Xanax, relax Trying to stick my fucking dick inside a mannequin's ass Then I get manic depressed, see the orthodontist, get gassed; man it's kick ass The first thing I put on is the mask
Speaking of masks, man, it ain't too late to have a change of pace And take it off and show my face, so you can see the things you face And slice you up and cook you after you're murdered by strangulation That's bacon souffle you making, ain't you? Well, thank you, Jason There goes one more coma, due to blunt force trauma Just give me one more soma, and I'll be done for mama Go in the damn, broom closet, another Valium, lost it Shoving the vacuum nozzle, down the bathroom faucet
It seems like everyday I get a little flakier The medication is making my hands a little shakier Hand me that eighteen-month-old baby to shake him up It'll only take me a, second to choke his trachea Breaking his neck in eighty-some places Baby, here Shady comes, lady He's got the razor b-blades and the ch-ch-chainsa-saw, baby You b-b-blundering, bumbling, m-m-mumbling dum-dums Yeah, here I come, come, you hear the rumbling vrumm-vrumm?
There's something inside of that blue tub and that drum, drum A head and torso of someone, where'd it come from? Whose it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long, blond Hair who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms Clearly there's som'n wrong, 'cause she didn't come home She's missing; where is she? Something fishy is going on I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song