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beat starts
eminem: ha ha
eminem & hailie: ok then everybody, listen up
eminem: i'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me?
hailie: (innocently) somebody, please help him *giggle* i think my dad gone crazy
v1 there's no mountain i can't climb there's no tower too high, no plane that i can't learn how to fly what do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' i can't take this chainsaw to *hailie makes chainsaw sound* ****** brain's brawn, and brass balls i cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, sunglasses with newton john's name, on my drag wall i'm out the closet, i been lyin' my ass off all this time, me and dre been ****** with hats off
dre: suck it marshall
eminem: tell laura and her husband to back off before i push this ********** button and blast off and launch one of these russians, and that's all *hailie makes explosion sound* blow every ****** thing, except afghanistan on the map, off when will it stop, when will i knock the crap off *knocking* hailie, tell 'em baby
hailie: my dad's lost it
ch eminem: there's really nothin' else to say i, i can't explain it
hailie: i think my dad gone crazy
eminem: a little help from hailie jade, won't you tell 'em baby hailie: i think my dad gone crazy
eminem: there's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change me
eminem: there's no one on earth that can save me, not even hailie
verse 2: it's like my mother always told me *eminem impersinates his mom* ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe ronhe, n codeine n *******, you little ****** if you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh **** that ****, bitch, eat a ****** **** chew on a prick, and lick a million ******** ***** per second i'd rather put out a ******* gospel record i'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my ammo can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my mo i wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo catch a homo by his toe, man, i don't know no more am i the only ****** one who's normal any more?
hailie: dad
ch v3 my songs can make you cry, take you by surprise aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme see what you're seein' is a genius at work which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek i'd yank my ****** teeth before i'd ever bite my tongue i'd slice my gums, get struck by ****** lightnin' twice at once and die and come back as vanilla ice's son and walk around the rest of my life spit on and kicked and hit with ****, every time i sung like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on more pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade and thats pretty much the gist of it, parents are pissed, but the kids love it nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers i don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither