[Eminem] Now in the bible it says Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to join in Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions; either before during or after Performing the act of that which Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory way But who's to say, what's fair to say And what not to say, let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre (what up?) I got a question if I may (yeah) Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (yeah) And watch his butt butt when he tees off (yeah) But uh, I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out hut hut While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant, it was just an accident But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details but What if he pictured it as a female's butt Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because