Eminem - Rap God [x-minus.org] | Текст песни

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Look I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means we're in trouble
Big trouble and if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox?
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen will go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell
Syllables killaholic ….
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappidy rap packing a Mac
In the back of the Ac…
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow?
All I do is drop F bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time
Period here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the whack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox?
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot

Everybody want the key
And the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprints
Simply rage and youthful excuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but chew other moons since
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac
NWA Cube Doc Ren Yella Eazy
Thank you they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them
Into the motherfuckin rocking
Roll hall of fame even though I walk
In the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in
Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
Till I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering
Take place looking boy
Oy Vey that boy's gay
That's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy?
I got a hell yeah from Dre looking boy
Imma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
The way I'm racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet Krypton
No Asgard Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately
With these bombs I'm toting
And I should not be woken I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle
We have nothing in common poodle
I'm a doberman pinch yourself
In the arm and pay homage pupil
It's me my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile
If I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately
With these bombs I'm toting
And I should not be woken I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle
We have nothing in common poodle
I'm a doberman pinch yourself
In the arm and pay homage pupil
It's me my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile
If I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch
I scribble and doodle enough rhymes to maybe to try
And help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punch lines
Just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me
Like it's lunchtime I know there was a time
Where once I was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharaoh Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryna censor you
Like that one line I said back all along on the Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put'em all in a line add an AK47 a revolver and a nine

See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was
But I'm morph into an immortal
Coming through the portal
But you're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking corn rolls
You like normal? Fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future to just come and shoot ya
Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at
Maywhether's pad singin' to a man while they played piano
Oh man oh that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
Hey Fab Imma kill you
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed JJ Fad
Uh sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovator and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating more than never demonstrating
How to give a mother fuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get'em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
Oh he's too mainstream - well that's what they
Do when they get jealous they confuse it
It's not hip hop it's pop cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make them lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to prove?
That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too

School flunky pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills rung me
Full of myself but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys
Still chunky but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fighting with devils
And here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
Take a vacation to trip abroad
And make her fall on her face and don't


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