[Intro] Oh my goodness! What have I done? Oh no, I can't believe it! It's like I got the whole world in my palm, and I'm ready to drop bombs...
[Verse One] Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca That's my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bi-sexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter in the guy section I betcha I tantalize ya and in less than 5 seconds I get ya
They say once bitten then twice shy well lie next ta The guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why, yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That’s my kinda vibe, what else should I try Lester? Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I’ll Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends
[Verse Two] All my Westside bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up Man I think he just fell off the deep and sho' enough So ya better change the station to keep from throwing up
Man, you seen it all before you’re all too familiar with it There's a penis on floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl don't front, oh no you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole you kidding?
I'll pee on Rihanna, man see I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room crazy gluin’ Madonna To the Lazy Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her Imagine the visual for that man, who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance But the chick’s so old she looks like she out-lived a life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be- you're so sensitive
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[Verse Three] Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here you need a hand, big man? Grab a hold of this branch With both hands man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me Like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez So one last time Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please
“Eminem I'm coming to kill you I’ve Always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard let’s breakdance if you think you're hardcore”