[Chorus] When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a... Rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you
[Verse 1] Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac, for antacid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How's it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man, no don't massacre the fans! Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutius maximus again Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes he can can, don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men Samanthas a two, you're practically ten I know you want me girl, in fact I see a grin Now come in girl
[Chorus] When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a... Rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you
[Verse 2] The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and, charlie-horse her Sorry Porche, but what's Ellen Degeneres Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness! Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler, and two Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, baby say hello to my lil' friend! Brit forget K-Fed, let's cut out the middle men Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl pay a little attention And little did I mention that Jennifer's in Love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give them an inch They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
[Chorus] When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a... Rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you
[Bridge] And that's why, My love, you'll never live without I know you want me girl, 'cause i can see you checkin' me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
[Verse 3] Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an alph-alpha Why should I was my filthy mouth out You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash, I don't mean to message your gal but Jessica Alba, put a breast on my mouth bro Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's bout to flip, Jessica Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake With a sawblade in it to make my jail break Baby I think you just met your soul mate Now break it down girl
[Chorus] When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a... Rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you (ever