I'm like a white Michael Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge See, Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch! And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't enough They need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse! Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start punching the air! Panties so in a bunch that they can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah! What a dysfunctional pair! So stop acting like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain 'til Leatherface flips, mane I'll cut ya fuckin' balls off, homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fuckin' crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reacharound while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck that! I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man, you don't wanna open up that! Wait a min... ah, shit... Alchemist, cut that!