[Verse 1: Mr. Porter] Welcome to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we gon' speak fo? If it ain't no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause your freak ho Specialize in wood like she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all polo; I'm so pro, though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Loco Talking bout cheese and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and shit I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and bleeding, butt naked With a bullet in his muthafuckin' head like Erykah Badu I find irony in being in a place where I'm Wearing Gucci, mane, getting white boy wasted I tell a nigga, "break bread or take lead" I'm tryna get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom The next Emcee that rhyme "official" with "ref with a whistle" That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming "packing a Mac" with "back of the Ac" Or perhaps you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming "bottles" with "models", "college" for "knowledge" Using the word "swagger"? You're probably garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody? You comparing Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: Eminem] I'm like a white Michael Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge See, Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Porter] A killer's back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of this twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the girls crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter stance
[Verse 5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and John Grisham Flow'll have ya rewinding through it five times That landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you And bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop