[Eminem] I'll shit on you -- da da, da da, da da I'll shit on you -- da da, da da, da da I'll shit on you -- da da, da da, da da I'll shit on you -- da da, da da, da da I'll shit on you! I will shit on you I'll shit on you! Girl you know, its true I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
[Swifty McVay] I remain fatter than gluttony Taping bombs to the back of record companies Blow 'em up if they ain't want me The national guard, they scared of huntin' me I love beef; I got you hoes ducking me A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana These slugs'll keep your ass away from my corner I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!) It's this lyrical piranha Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom Twist nuttin' up like a condom Slap it if you fuckers got a problem When I see 'em, you hoes ending up in a fucking mausoleum Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM Pull in the garage while you screaming Keep the motor on then I'm leaving (I'll shit on you!) I'll shit on you!
[Hook: Eminem] I will shit on you I don't care who you are I'll shit on you! I don't give a fuck about you or your car I'll shit on you! Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll shit on you! Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family I'll shit on you!
[Bizarre] I'm a alcoholic, where's the fucking toilet? Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?) Bitch, shut your fucking mouth I'mma keep eating 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!) I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her Too busy fucking with your twelve year old baby sitter (hahaha) And all women ain't shit - only good for cooking, cleaning And sucking dick - and that's it! (I said it) I'm responsible for killing John Candy Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry I don't give a fuck who you are I'll shit on anybody; truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
[Eminem] My adolescent years weren't shit to what I do now I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down The older I get, the dumber the shit, I get in The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in Ignoring the shit how boring it gets When there's no one to hit I don't know when to quit throwing a fit I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me It's they who egged me and say they can take me It's they who legs I brake and make achy It's they who mistake me and make me so ANGRY! (I'll shit on you!) I'll spit on you Start pissing and do the opposite on you You weren't listening, I said I'll cop a squat on you Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu and Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch On his skit on his last album Pull my pants downward and I'll-
[Hook]
[Kon Artis] Is Richard Pryor still alive? If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dying (what?) Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it Bitch bring it, these niggas that I hang with I hang you up naked by your ankles dangling (oww, oww) My need I stay strangling, I don't need your help If you don't give me the pussy I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll shit on you!) I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks Buck fifty cross your neck Floss your teck, I'll beat you wit it across your chest
[Kuniva] Yo, it's only right I jack your car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on w