[DJ Green Lantern] Okay (Yeah) It's about that time again [Eminem] Green Lantern [DJ Green Lantern] That's right! [Eminem] G-G-G-G-G Unit [50 Cent] Ha ha ... Shady [Eminem] We Back [DJ Green Lantern] Invasion [Eminem] Part II [DJ Green Lantern] The Conspiracy
[Eminem] Cause we ain't going no never stop You just keep wasting your energy On us, you should find Something to do with your time And quit fucking with us cause We ain't fucking with you And we must be fucking with you so Much you must be gone out your mind
They say I'm day away From my entire empire crumbling Speak up your mumbling, what the Fuck-a yousa bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby This is Shady I know you was Bi-bi-hoping we be-be-would ge-go away But weeble mable weeble wobble But we don't fall down like Jam Master Jay's two turn table Our label is just too stable You're magazine so motherfucking thin You using staples To hold it together It's turning back into a News paper and yall got Something for my ass Every issue thank you, cause I keep Running out of fucking tissues And I could diss you but god I was sick of looking at you At least now I can see when Nike's got a new ten-nis shoe But-but I guess no good news Is always good good news Moving on to bigger and better things (chicka chicka jeera) 50's blowing up This year just keeps going up What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck is Norah Jones? Shady wait a minute, baby Leave the whore alone Just go up there and be humble And take them awards home Bush has just delcared the World of a fucking war zone Meanwhile we got a war Going on of our own at home My minds fucking blown Trying to figure out how To fight my own clone Rhine stones are so nice They shine so bright Especially at night After a hit of ecstacy Ain't that right? Woahhhhh wait a minute I'm rambling, back to the matter at hand It's Green Lantern With Elvis Presley The selfish MC Back to ruin rap And destroy the industry Single handedly And oh man did we Yeah me and 50 Obie, me and D Tweezy And Nelly and Missy and Jigga God damn it's all a plan Divised by the man It's a conspriracy Against fake shit And anybody who Can't make hits They ain't dope lyrically So fuck what you hear And what you read about We ain't ruining rap baby We're just trying to weed it out
Outro
[Eminem] Shady in the place to be seen And I got what it takes To rock the mic, right! Still keep talking Shit to me punk cause your magazines Over in less than 6 months! Ha ha, Shady Records, still Aftermath And don't think we can hear you Motherfuckers talking Cause we can't we don't hear yall So we just gonna sit back For the rest of our lives While you ride our dicks