Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me. Now I'm pissed off.
Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six pack, Kick back as I kick facts, yeah Dre's sick track, Perfect way to get back, Wanna hear something wick wack? I got the same exact tat that's on Nick's back. I'm obsessed now, oh gee, Is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee? Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out, Bitch, shut the fuck up 'fore I put all them phone calls out, You made to my house when you was wild'n'out before Nick, When you was on my dick, And give you something to smile about How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count. Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out. You probably think since it's been so long if I had something more on you I woulda did it by now. Oh, on the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud! Enough dirt on you to murder you! This is what the fuck I do! Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures? However you prefer to do? And that goes for Nick too, Faggot, you think I'm scared of you? You gonna ruin my career, you better get one, Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months And only spread her legs to let me hit once. Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me? Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk? In the second week we were dry humping, It's gotta count for something. Listen, girly. Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early Cos I ejaculated prematurely And bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling, And said I was gross, go get a towel your stomach's curling. Or maybe you do. But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you! And don't you dare to say it isn't true. As long as this song's getting airplay I'm dissing you, I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued. I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even a third of the way through. Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who? Oh, did I say ''whore'', Nick? I meant a liar too. Like I've been going off on you all this time for no reason, Girl, you out your alcoholic mind, Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine, Like I fucking sit around and think about you all the time, I just think the shit is funny when I punch you on a rhyme, But fuck it, now I'm about to draw the line, And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb, I can describe areas at your house you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs, A blubber load of ribs If I hear another word, so don't go opening your jibs, Cos every time you do it's like an overload of fibs. I ain't saying this shit again, hoe, you know what it is. It's a warning shot 'fore I blow up your whole spot! Call me bluffing, I'll release every fucking thing I got! Including the voice mails right before you flipped your top, When me and Luis were trying' to stick two CD's in the same slot. (Slim Shady... Slim Shady... I love you.) I love you too, Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say? (It's nothing!) Guess what I'll do? Is refresh your memory when you said (''I want you!'') Now should I keep going or shall we call truce? (You think you're cute, right?) You bet your sweet ass I do. (I'm Mary Poppins B.) And I'm Superman, ooh. (Mary P., Slim Shady) Comin' at you! So if you'll still be my (baby girl), Then I'll still be your (superhero), (Wilma M.)