[Eminem] Guess who ? Did you miss me ? Jessica Simpson... sing the chorus !
[Chorus] When you walked through the door it was clear to me/ You're the one they adore, who they came to see/ You're a rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you/ Playa' who can really blame you ?/ We're the ones who made you/
Verse 1: Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac, or antacid if you can/ Get ready to attack any task that is at hand, how does it feel is it fantasic, is it grand/ Well look at all the massive masses in the stands, Shady man no dont massacre the fans/ Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man, she stomped him just because he asked to put his hands/ on her massive gluteous maximus again, squeeze it then squish it then pass it to her friend/ Can he come back as nasty as he can, yes he can can dont ask me this again/ He doesn not mean to lesbian offend, but lindsay please come back to CNN/ samanthas a 2 you're practically a ten, I know you want me girl in fact I see ya grin/ (Now Come in Girl)
[Chorus] When you walked through the door it was clear to me/ You're the one they adore, who they came to see/ You're a rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you/ Playa' who can really blame you ?/ We're the ones who made you/
Verse 2: The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture/ Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie-horse her/ Sorry porscha but whats but whats Ellen Degenerres have that I dont, are you tellin me tenderness/ Well I could be as gentle and as smoothe as a gentleman/ Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine/ And i'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then/ nail her, make her say hello to my little friend/ Brit forget K-Fed lets cut out the middlemen Forgot about him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again/ And this time it won't be from the ritalin binge/ forget the other men, girl pay them little attention And little did I mention that Jennifers in/ love with me John Mayor so sit on the bench/ Man, I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch/ they take a mile, they got style but it isn't slims/
[Chorus] When you walked through the door it was clear to me/ You're the one they adore, who they came to see/ You're a rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you/ Playa' who can really blame you ?/ We're the ones who made you/
Verse 3: And thats why Myla you'll never live without/ I know you want me girl cuz I can see you checkin' me out/ And baby you know, you know you want me too/ Don't try to deny it baby i'm the only one for you/ *fart noise* Damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa/ Why should I wash my filthy mouth out/ You think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album/ Never has there been such (senescent nostalgia) ? / Man cash I dont mean to mess with your gal but/ Jessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth bruh/ Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers/ And they wonder why I keep dressin' like Elvis/ Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt/ Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit/ I think hes bout to flip, Jessica rest assured supermans here to rescue ya/ Can you blame me, you're my Amy, i'm your Blake/ Matter fact make me a birthday cake with a sawblade in it to make my jail break/ Baby I think you just met you're soul mate/ (Now break it down girl)