Can't stop now, this may be the last chance that I get.
[Chorus:] You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces You can not fill these shoes, There is too much too lose. Wake up behind these trenches, You run around defenseless. There is too much too lose, You can not fill these shoes I just want to be Famous, But, be careful what you wish for
[Verse 1] I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist They call me Slim Roethlisberger I go bezerker than a fed-up post-office worker I'm Erkel with a Mossberg I'm pissed off get murdered Like someone took a ketchup squirter Squirted a frankfurter For a gangster you shoulda shit your pants When you saw the chainsaw get to waving Like a terrible towel I faced her around But his fangs come out Get your brains blown out That's what I call blowing your mind When I come back Like nut on your spine I'm a thumb tack That you slept on son Now here I come screaming attack like I just stepped on one Low on the totem till he showed 'em Defiance, giant scrotum He don't owe them bitches shit His britches, he out grow'd em He's so out cold he's knocked out of the South Pole And nobody fucks with him Rigamortis and post-mortem He's dying of boredom Take your best rhymes, record 'em To try to thwart him He'll just take your punch lines and snort 'em Shit stained drawers You gon fuck with a guy who licks the blades of his chainsaws While he dips 'em in P.F. Chang's sauce Game's up, homie, hang it up like some crank calls You think I'm backing down you must be out of your dang skulls I'm almost famous
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[Verse 2] I'm back for revenge I lost a battle that ain't happening again I'm at your throat like strep I step, strapped with a pen Metaphors wrote on my hand, Some are just stored in my memory some i wrote on a napkin I do what I have to to win Pull at it all stops, any who touch a mic prior's Not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Meyers And tell that psycho to pass the torch To the whack before I take a shit in his Jack-O-Lantern And smash it on his porch Now get off my dick Dick's too short a word for my dick Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick Don't call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyer I just blew up the challenger, matter fact I need a lawyer I just laced my gloves wit' enough plaster To make a cast beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like Vern Troyer You're the Eminem backwards, you're meni-me See he's in a whole nother weight class He slugs, your BB's your bean bag bullets You're full of it; you were dissin' his CD's LAUGHED at Infinite, now he's back like someone pissed in his wheaties No peace treaties, he's turned into a beast His new Slim Shady EP's got the attention of the mighty D. R. E HE'S ALMOST FAMOUS
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[Verse 3] Now there he goes in Dre's studio cuppin his balls Screaming the wood off the panelling And cussing the paint off the walls Spewing his hate to these haters, showing no love for these brauds He ain't given them shit, he says he'll pinch a penny so hard He'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark With the scars, till Abraham Lincoln is screaming out AHH These metaphors and similes ain't similar to them, not at all If they don't like it, they can all get fucked instead of sucking him off They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die And eat shit while they at it He's fucking had it, he's mad at the whole world So go to hell and build a snowman girl The bullies become bullied, the pussies get pushed Then they better pull me, take