Yo blast me off, Tim, blast me off, son Blastin' off right now son
I wasn't born mean, I was pushed to treachery I walk the streets looking for some puss to fetch me I'm like a veggie, brain is turned to mush, I'm edgy Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie If he don't gimme Kim, things could get messy So pass that ass to me let me squish the left cheek And press against the right one till it's smushed against me And leave a dead body in the woods, the MC With the Christopher Reeve beef We started out on the wrong foot Or should I say fake leg made outta wood I shouldn't, yes I should Riding through the hood, I'm chillin' with Westwood I'm quite mellow, a white fellow My pee is bright yellow, I like Jello I'm like hello to a cute little dyke on the mic I'm kinda like, Iron Mike cause I bite ear lobes
[Mr. Porter] See Im the first one to class and the last to leave I mean the first one to leave outta class, believe Then Im a mailbox pimp and my heart's locked out Even after all (inaudible) and my ass is fly Went from an ashy guy class clown as high To a grown ass man stacking pay par Runyon ave's the clique , d12's the game We've been spitting this (shit) Since we were little bébés Gaga goo goo nana nadi do do never Word to my homie em Im just too too clever A 4-5 shot and leave a nigger, face lop-sided The kick from the barrel make you think Im cock-eyed it When I bust it out off in the crowd , you start diving Greg Louganis went over the bar I ain't lying Hot Iron lethals not defying soldier Runyon ave soldier equals death when it's over It's none colder than (a nigger) understand the struggle Fly the street-muscle we've been had to hustle We've been had to hustle, we've been had to muscle Fly the street hustle, we've been had to hustle
[Eminem] Me and Westwood blastin' off, jackin' off In a pair of acid washed bumpin' Asher Roth Cruisin Gratiot til I damn near crash the car Tryna smash 'em off in the dash, hit the overpass, went off Over the bridge into on-coming traffic Caused a massive forty-two car pile-up, not a scratch at all Hopped up holding an axe and saw Jason mask is off when my face is plastered in tabasco sauce Spitting flames, kickin' fire out your ass you little bitch You can pass it on, I'm battery acid dog You don't wanna get my ass ticked off I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through crack withdrawal Dick so big it's like elastic I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic Crossed the path of Plastic Man with a Drastic force, put my penis on classic sports
[Eminem] Once again it's the sinister, cynical, minister Shady Kryptonite to Superman, he's a dentist to Amy Administer of the pain, just finished, huffing the paint And muffled the fumes like it was nothing because it ain't Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays His venom he spray, reaches like beams of energy rays Menacing stares, he glares makin' the hairs all on the back of your neck stand Like Dracula yep Spectacular rep, he's a tarantula, gargantuan Yah, Angela so I command you to start dancing Part Manson, part Hannibal, part mechanical shark Throwing animal parts at Scarlett Johansen Enter my gas chamber, ya gangsta, my ass He's got his fangs to your neck, he's set to strangle ya ass, hater You're facing a task greater, he's chasing your ass He's got his face in a mask, your blood stains on his glass table I'm checking the exposure, a full dose of me Exposing myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing With or without clothing, next to the decomposing Bodies eroding while I'm dozing off overdosing Windows opening-shutting, doors opening-closing I think there's a ghost