[Eminem] Ladies and gentlemen, make some noooooise! Aww shit, yeah Y'all ready to get this shit started or what? Aight, well I brought some friends with me too
Now I ain't back just for the sake of just sayin I'm back I could relax but I'd rather stack ammo on tracks Couple Xanax, light a couple wax candles then black out and relapse 'til I yack Jack Daniels and 'gnac Burp bubbles, attitude's immaturin Double shot of Bacardi, party, vision is blurrin Whoa-oh, I can't see shit, my words get to slurrin Uh-oh! You can call me R. Kelly now, you're in trouble! What's occurin befo', after and durin the show has no bearing on the bad news I'm baring, whoa What is it, wordplay? No I'm pushin you out the do' So suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow Now stomp your fuckin feet 'til you get to squishin a hoe It's pandemo-nium standin know when you see him, oh Damn baby you look good, you're givin me wood You should, pull over like a sweat-shirt with a hood It's neck work, get her polly on, you and me both Break bread while I'm coppin over this game to pinch a loaf Now homie who's your favorite pain in the ass? Who claims to be spittin the same flames as me? I'm Kanye when he crashed In other words I got the hood on smash like I stepped on the gas Destroyed the front end, deployed the damn airbags from the dash Went through 'em and laughed Came back an hour after the accident and bit a goddamn Jawbreaker in half! So stop fakin the funk and start shakin your ass Slaughterhouse in the house with the caucasian of rap and Just Blaze on the track, what's the fuck's more amazin than that? Slut, answer me that, Royce where you at?
[Royce Da 5'9"] I'm right here Fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers I pry apart you Lump on your head designed by a bar stool Designed by a cartoon Before I need to be hired, Jimmy Io' fire Marshall The 9 tucked against the linin I pull it out and flip your partner upside-down like y'all are a couple 69'in It's like Rick James is shootin up your house nigga! [rapid gunfire] FUCK YO' COUCH NIGGA! You're screamin fuck the world with your middle finger up While I'm over here shovin my dick in a hole in the mud My bitch, know I'm perfectly fit, for murder because I murdered her, so you can call me Nickel to O.J. to Glove I got a Posse of Insane Clowns Blow your brains on your opposite ear, and ask you how your brain sounds Bad, Evil, we go Alfred, immune in mad cerebral You on your last burrito! (What that mean Nickel?) It's a wrap if you eatin Get a beat then terrorize that bitch like I'm Middle Eastern Slaughterhouse on FIRE, nobody touchin that Good day and good night, Ortiz yo where the FUCK you at?
[Joell Ortiz] I'm right here in my Nike Airs, Buzz Light-years ahead of my mic peers, quite scary to look at a nightmare Where my book at? I write fear in the heart of you tight squares I harbor the art, of you nice swear {?} It's type weird cause that made me hotter than my dear Uncle Al's breath after polishin off his ninth beer Homie chill, listen, I swear I'm God, I give tracks a Holy-feel, and they bite ears I'm right here, why wouldn't I be? Just waitin to be hooked to IV as {?} as well when you look at my pee And this joint, no exception, so just point a direction And record the pig's oink, when I rip his intestine This isn't just an infection This won't go away with penicillin injections Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection, what I exhibit seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it Aw shiddit, I did it again, when I liddift this pen I emitted this phlegm, this time it's alongside Emiddinem So tell a friend to tell a friend writ