I woke up this morning and I realised the date Forgot about my presents cos there was something I had to say To a very special person that makes every day worth living Because Christmas is a special time for giving
Merry Christmas, Jack Howard Would've asked for your number at that party but I was a coward Merry Christmas, Jack Howard Crap, nothing else rhymes with Jack Howard
For the videos in which you say things that make some people laugh For the times I've touched myself thinking of you in the bath And for all the shipping rumours that have made some people cry I put your face in a snow globe once and it improved my life
Merry Christmas, Jack Howard Well I dream of the day that you come and give me... flowers Nothing rhymes with Jack Howard And I hope that next year brings you lots of things you haven't seen Merry Christmas, Jack Howard (and Dean)